10 Things Only Star Wars Battlefront 2 Fans Will Understand
8. The Shame Of Being Killed By An Ewok
"Oh, Ewoks! They're so cute..."
No, no they're not. Ewoks are nothing but little furry balls of spite... with pointy sticks.
Battlefront II players will undoubtedly have played the Ewok Hunt mode at some stage. Whether it's your go-to mode, or you only play it once in a forest moon, the same shame and embarrassment applies to all.
So, here you are, an Imperial Stormtrooper stranded overnight on the forest moon of Endor, waiting for a shuttle to arrive to secure your rescue. E-11 blaster and flashlight in hand, you must simply survive the night without falling prey to the indigenous Ewoks.
Should be easy enough, right? After all, Stormtroopers have blasters and armour while the Ewoks only have sharp sticks and ridiculous voices.
That sort of rookie naïveté is what gets you killed.
The Ewoks are like Xenomorphs in this mode... They move silently through the dark , hunting in packs, and strike when you least expect it.
It's so infuriating, so annoying, so... embarrassing.
It's safe to say that you've never known true shame until you - and probably your entire squad - has been taken out by waist-high bears with pointy sticks.