3. Tongue Of The Fatman
Very possibly the oddest use of a face in the history of video games covers, and that's probably an impressive feat. Tongue Of The Fatman was marketed as a balls-to-the-wall crazy fighting game, and it didn't disappoint on that level, featuring a crazy story (what there was of one) and some of the weirdest characters ever to put their dukes up in gaming history. The game is easily one of the worst ever made, and laughably so, to the extent that it actually feels like an intentional attempt to make the most provocative rubbish game ever. And they pretty much succeeded. Quite what ran through their mind when choosing this cover design is beyond me, though it does meet the insanity levels of the game - and it is slightly better than the alternate version that features the fatman in question - Mondu The Fat - pushing his manboobs together provocatively. Yikes.