10 Utterly Irritating Video Game Heroes You Were Supposed To Love

1. Navi - The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time

rsz_navi780 Navi, AKA the annoyingly high-pitched hovering ball of light from Ocarina Of Time, is easily the most irritating character in one of the best games ever made. Navi means well - she offers advice to the only kid in town who isn't cool enough to have his own fairy - seriously, that's how it works in Hyrule. However, when I say that Navi offers advice, it would probably be more accurate to say that she buzzes around Link's head screaming "Listen!" at him incessantly until he gives in and talks to her. It's lucky fairies don't have arms because I'm pretty sure that, given the choice, Navi would tie Link to a chair and shove obvious facts down his throat until he was driven insane. Example: Navi: "Hey! LISTEN! That's a door! You can open doors by using your hands!" Link - "Please, if you have any mercy, kill me now. At least let me cut my ears off, you sadistic fairy b**ch!" Most annoying quote: "Hey! Listen!"
 
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