10 Video Game Abilities That Would Kick Ass In Real Life

9. Regenerating Health

The Ability: Caught in a heavy firefight in Call of Duty? Don't worry, for no reason at all, if you manage to stay out of harm's way for a few seconds, all those gory wounds will instantly clot, and your health will be totally restored. The magic isn't so much of modern medicine but of video games aimed at casual players. In Real Life: This is pretty self-explanatory and has one main application: rehabilitation after sustaining significant yet not fatal injuries. Say you fall and twist your ankle? Cower on the floor clutching your ankle for a few seconds, with a hue of crimson blood in your eyes of course, and after a few seconds, the pain will subside, bringing you back to fighting shape. As for getting seriously wounded, I guess the bullet or blade just pops itself out of your flesh and your body cauterises the wound instantly?
 
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