10 Video Game Bosses Who Didn't Even Try

8. The Pedophile Cameraman - South Park: The Stick Of Truth

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In South Park: The Stick of Truth, when players head to the Photo Dojo to get a passport photo in order to enter Canada, the store's photographer asks the player to strip down to their underwear on a count of the "poor lighting" in the studio.

Yeah, you can see where this is going.

When the photographer asks you to then remove your underwear, the real photographer pops up, having been attacked by the impostor, and a boss fight ensues.

Though the pedophile cameraman insists you'll never take him alive and boasts an impressive 6,000 HP, he does absolutely nothing to defend himself and can be easily beaten in just a couple of rounds.

Hilariously, his only "attack" is to take photos of you mid-battle, which cause no physical damage, though the psychological scars obviously speak for themselves.

All things considered, in this case we're probably all grateful that the pedo cameraman didn't even try to put up a fight.

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