10 Video Game Confessions We’re Not Proud Of

9. Game Sex

Of course we'd love to say that we did Shepherd's slowish-jog across the whole of the Normandy talking to every member of the crew in order to secure their loyalty and boost the morale aboard ship, but the reality is something rather more embarrassing.

The truth is we engaged in all of this small talk to see which crew members we could eventually convince to come up to Shepherd's cabin for a little renegade rumpy pumpy.

We don't pursue these gaming sex scenes to fulfil some weird sexual interest mind you, but because we're just strangely fascinated to see it play out on-screen.

If any game features any sexual element more often than not we gamers will be all over it. The mini-game where you use Kratos to pleasure two women at the start of the original God of War (which we all played about 20 times) is another example of our fascination with gaming sex scenes. Some of us even go as far as to use mods to turn key characters nude...

You know who you are.

 
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Hailing from South East London, Sam Heard is an aspiring writer and recent graduate from the University of Warwick. Sam's favourite things include energy drinks, late nights spent watching the UFC with his girlfriend and annihilating his friends at FIFA.