10 Video Game NPCs Nobody Wanted To Kill (But You HAD To)

7. One Of Your Parents (South Park: The Fractured But Whole)

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Telltale

Trust South Park to deliver one of the most grotesque choices any game has ever given players. Kill your mum or kill your dad.

The Fractured But Whole is a hilarious, disgusting, and hilariously disgusting game that has you return to playing the New Kid from the previous title, The Stick of Truth. In that original game, you got to know your loving parents, who moved you to South Park to hide your gifts. They cared for you, protected you, and had sex in the background of your fight with Underpants Gnomes; all typical parenting stuff.

However, in the second game, you're forced to kill one of them when they're stuck in Dr Mephesto's genetic engineering lab, and there's no option to avoid it.

Both are in a tight spot, as the father is trapped in a strange device, and the mother is bleeding out. The options you're given are to either cut off your dad's head to use as DNA or rip off your mum's arm. You must pick one, as saving both isn't an option.

Yikes.

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