8. Wetworks
Poop jokes are pretty common in MGS, come to think of it. In fact, pooping and farting have long been go-to gags for a cheap laugh in various media and (male) conversations. Pee jokes, on the other hand, are comparatively scarce. Leave it to Kojima, then, to remedy that gaping void in our lives. When nature calls, one must answer. It's the same for everyone, whether you're a schoolboy in 2nd-period French, an office lackey in the middle of a performance review, or, say, a Russian terrorist. In this particular case, said baddie is so desperate that he just can't hold it any longer, and, as he voices his hope that no-one is watching, unleashes a golden stream of delicious, sterile urine off the roof of Strut L. Just look at how well rendered it is; the programmers clearly spent a lot of time on this. Yes, you can make Raiden walk under it, and yes, you can call the Colonel so he can make fun of you. Hell, even Rose gets in on the action, telling Raiden that he has to take a shower the second he gets back. Also, take note of how Rose says "shower" - it sounds a bit like Christopher Walken, no?