15 Biggest WTF Gaming Moments Of 2017 (So Far)

11. Yakuza 0 Has A Character Called "Walking Erection"

Yakuza 0 Walking Erection
Sega

Yakuza 0 is without question one of the best and most purely entertaining games of 2017 so far, in large part because of its hilariously weird personality, exemplified no better than by some of the crazy supporting characters who show up throughout the game.

Perhaps the most memorable side quest character is an individual introduced as "Walking Erection", an underpants-wearing middle-aged man who creepily follows Majima around and starts grinding and thrusting in his face, much to his natural disgust.

He's probably the horniest character in video game history, blurting out phrases like "I need to slam the salmon real bad!" and basically just being an outrageous slimeball. Of all the odd goings-on in Yakuza 0, he just might be the oddest.

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