15 Most Hilariously Written Video Games Of All Time

8. Conker's Bad Fur Day

Choice Quote: "A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish. How about some sc*t, you little tw*t?" - The Great Mighty Poo. Receiving a remake back in 2005, the original Conker is one of the most foul-mouthed titles in existence, taking the otherwise cute and loveable-looking lead character and placing him in increasingly dour situations - to which his resulting commentary is now the stuff of legend. It's not just Conker though it's the villains too, which range from a german Nazi squirrel in a flying chair through to a giant talking mound of feces called The Great Mighty Poo; who has pieces of sweetcorn for teeth and insults you in a playful song before doing battle. Absolutely barmy, it naturally became a huge cult success, however these days Conker's nowhere to be found seeing as developers Rare got bought up by Microsoft to make the ill-fated Xbox Avatars (remember them?) and more recently a smattering of failed Kinect games. The quirky squirrel did make an appearance in a trailer for their new game Project Spark though, although judging by how Microsoft like to treat their fans he'll turn up as downloadable content rather than anything included on the disc.