16 Mind-Blowing Facts You Never Knew About Nintendo

14. Nintendo Actually Own The Rights To Both Mario Porn Parodies

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Not for the reasons you expect, rather Nintendo bought the rights to 'Super Hornio Bros' I and II (featuring Ron Jeremy, pictured) not because they were in any way proud of such things, but instead to try and shield the world from such a horrific misuse of their youth-focussed product.

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