20 Biggest WTF Gaming Moments Of The Decade (So Far)

15. Threesomes And Unicorns (The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAAfNh9Q1uQ Just when you thought The Witcher 3's reputation for delivering on every possible RPG flight of fancy you could think of meant there were no surprises left - you can trigger not only a sex scene on the back of a unicorn (logistics and physics be damned), but also a expectation-reversing 'threesome'. The former comes if you choose to romance Yennifer throughout the game, as right at the beginning when you're in her bedroom there'll be an aside relating to the big ol' stuffed unicorn in the corner of the room. Later in your relationship the battle-weary twosome are more than willing to get it on, letting you choose to do so, before then teetering on the top of the mythical beast. The programmers don't show a whole lot of this outside of essentially saying "Trust us... it happened" as anything close to a medium or long shot would've literally just been two character models plonked atop a horse - but y'know, 'in the moment' and all that. The much-discussed 'threesome scene' comes if you attempt to have your cake and date it too, as pursuing both Yen and Triss turns into a titillating cutaway where Geralt thinks all his dreams have come true. Both ladies arrive to please him, appear to be totally into the idea of sharing, and proceed to handcuff him to the bed for a night of lovin'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUDnP0P_A70 Naturally, in true Witcher-style there's always a harsh reality sinking in, and both women end up chastising you for being so stupid and unfaithful in the first place, leaving you without any option to beg for forgiveness as Geralt is stuck bolted to the bed. Brilliant.