4. Written By A Kid
Have you ever wanted to see Joss Whedon fight a one-eyed, milk man-killing monster? Of course you have, you're only human. Written By A Kid makes that wish come true. Have you seen the YouTube-turned-TV show Drunk History? Written By A Kid is a lot like that. But instead of drunk adults, the stories are told by imaginative children (which honestly, are just like tiny, drunk adults). These cute kiddies come up with some truly outlandish tales, which are then animated and occasionally performed by recognizable faces like Whedon's. A personal favorite is an episode in which a child tells a story about a Western set inside a refrigerator. A pickle jar sheriff polices a country called Cold East, where nobody is allowed to use bad words. If a citizen does say a bad word, the sheriff drags them out of the fridge and leaves them to die outside. If too many bad words are spoken, the whole fridge dies. Heavy stuff. The sheriff's job becomes much harder when a criminal tomato from Cold West rolls into town and starts saying bad words all over the place. Why is this movie not in development yet?