7 Terrible Video Games You MUST Play

6. Animal Soccer World

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Phoenix Games

E.T for Atari. Superman 64. Little Britain: The Video game, there are tonnes of titles out there that top lists around the world as some of the worst titles ever made, and while I would love to stand here with my ironic hat on, ironically eating some sarcastic soup fortified with iron..y and tell you that you should play all of these utter skip fires, that would be a lie.

The reason? Well, they are literally terrible with little redeeming features on offer, and hand on heart, if I could, I would bury many of these piss-soaked experiences in the desert alongside E.T.

Plus, if we're honest all of them pale to the TRUE worst game EVER MADE. Animal Soccer World.

This game. This !*$% game. What is this absolute mess? It's meant to be a puzzle game, but comes across like the screams of those locked up inside the Dark Souls asylums. The animation is about as smooth as rigor mortis and the audio is so utterly terrible that it makes porn dialogue look Oscar-worthy.

And I know you might be looking at this thinking "ooof that's a rough Dos game this" but this WAS RELEASED IN 2005. It boggles the mind, right?

So why do I want you to play this game? Well, it's simple, this is the bottom of the barrel, the lowest of the low. It literally can't get worse than this, and so after experiencing this sloppy bile firsthand, you'll come out the other side with a new appreciation for other titles, and go on to play games with newfound vigor. After seeing things at their worst, you'll be able to appreciate the best in everything around you, and that's a gift worth carrying on into your real life as well.

 
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