7 Terrible Video Games You MUST Play

1. Demolition Girl

Demolition Girl
505 Games

Ok, so one needs only glance over footage of this game to see two, massive reasons as to why you need to play this terrible title.

No, not them you perv. The first is that this concept, about trying to help this poor bikini-clad woman get back to regular size as a military force and then fight off an alien invasion is genuinely so unique that I can't think of a single experience that even comes close, and the second is that....it's genuinely really fun!

Built as a shovelware budget title, Demolition Girl was never going to win any awards, yet the fact that this game is more than just functional is actually quite the achievement. The team could have churned out absolute dross, and yet, the mechanics are pretty well implemented and the story is so silly that it demands your attention. Plus the game is super short meaning that it never overstays its welcome. It's not high-brow in the slightest, especially when the military's first task is to measure her bust size, but you know what? low hanging fruit tastes just as sweet when it's done with a wink and a nod and there's certainly enough of that to give you eye and neck ache.

Plus it fills the gap of TALL WOMEN WHO CAN STEP ON ME OVER AND OVER until Resi Village hits shelves.

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