8 Incredibly Weird Stats Video Games Keep Track Of

I just... why would this ever need to be tracked? Then again, this is Postal 2 we're talking about, in which you can set fire to people, cause absolute chaos, and even shove a gun up a cat's anus and use it as a silencer.

No, I'm not sure how that works and I don't want to think about it.

Still, upon completing this absolutely demented title, you are met with a tonne of stats that the game has been keeping track of, and while most of them are your run of the mill affair, a few stand out as just being... odd.

For example, the game took a tally of every time you distracted a police officer with donuts before killing them, how many old people you'd murdered, and even a special award if you managed to complete the game as a pacifist which mockingly called you Jesus Christ.

And yes of course, there's how many gallons of urine you've sprayed, which will forever remind you of how wet 'n' wild you went with your wee. An utter piss-take of a stat if you ask me.