8 MORE Video Game Anti-Piracy Measures That Were Total Genius

8. Take On Helicopters - Vaseline Vision

Take on Helicopters isn’t just the way I want to die fighting but also a simulator game about flying helicopters (surprise), made by the wonderfully anal developers over at Bohemia Interactive.

Now one of the main prerequisites to flying an aircraft is good eyesight. I can’t fly a plane because I’m partially colour blind, but when I’m staring at those lovely greys and lighter grey skylines I think to myself, you know what would suck? If my helicopter windscreen suddenly began to degrade like it was being smeared with vaseline until all I could see was an impeding and possibly fiery death.

Well good news, because that’s exactly what happens if you decide to pirate the game. It’s a lovely way to experience cataracts if you so wish; have fun flying with a lubed up window!