8 Video Game Characters You Should Never Fall In Love With

Ok so I think it goes without saying that the weird bean bodies buddies that you play as in the feverishly sweaty Fall Guys are adorable right?

I mean it feels like every aspect of their design has been surgically created to evoke that sense of "awww" from the player. From their dopey little legs, Baymax-like bodies, and cutesy expressions, these Beans are so acutely cute that you could cut yourself on them were it not for their wibbly wobbly bodies.

That said, also, f*ck these guys with a goddam hammer because they are the bane of my bloody existence.

Seriously, never trust a fella with a Bean sticker on their laptop or school bag because these are social chameleons in disguise, they likely act all nice and friendly, but deep down if they're deep into the Fall Guys experience; an expert in backstabbing and betrayal. Because that's all this game is! A prolonged exercise in dicking people over at the last minute, of grabbing tails, blocking exits and making others fall to their deaths.

It's horrible!

And it's all packaged in a Bean-like body that screams that butter wouldn't melt. But melt it will my friend because within these Beans is hell itself. Well, alongside a horrifying skeleton, that is.