8 Video Game Secrets That Were A Waste Of Time

Ok so I'll level with you: I hate the Rabbids. Like not even as a jokey form of hyperbole, I hate them.

From their "sack of flour that someone kicked the s**t out of" appearance, to their voices that are on par with the "dial a drowning dog" hotline in terms of things I'd ever want to listen to, to their most heinous of sins, becoming more popular than bloody Rayman and shunting him out of his own franchise and relegating his outstanding titles to near obscurity, The Rabbids are the absolute pits.

However, much like food poisoning, things are about to somehow get even worse.

Say hello to Rabbids Go Home, a title that I will begrudgingly accept is at least well made enough to call it a video game, however it loses points for being a shallow Katamari Damacy clone and infinitely more for its 100% "reward". After completing every single level, collecting every special item, and indeed completing some of the tedious fetch/farming quests, you will unlock what this game considers to be a fitting prize for all your hard work.

A star on the menu screen.

Ok cool. Why not just spit in my face next time as well. This is why no one should trust these little bastards.

Also, please play this game on mute, because the soundtrack is as if Alvin and The Chipmunks did Sex Jazz.