9 Hilariously Ugly Video Game Babes We All Had Crushes On

9. Meryl - Metal Gear Solid

I'd put Sniper Wolf here, but we all know who the real babe of the original Metal Gear Solid is; the underwear-fronting, toilet-sneaking, derrière-wiggling warrior herself, Meryl. The great thing about Ms. Silverburgh's initial interaction is series' creator Hideo Kojima genuinely let the more inquisitive among you indulge their stalker-ish side, revealing a more undressed version of her character model if you repeatedly ventured back and forth through a nearby ventilation shaft. Why? Because ol' Koj likes to play with these sorts of things, and although Metal Gear Solid V also has a tie-in female doll with squeezable breasts, the point is meant to be that you're only indulging in this stuff of your own accord. That doesn't really explain the bathroom scene where she distracts you with a pair of pants though, does it?