9 Times Video Games Took You For A Fool

3. Korok Seeds In Breath Of The Wild

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Imagine having the balls to pull this one off. Hiding 600 korok seeds throughout the world of the Legend of Zelda game, Breath of the Wild transformed the series from a simple adventure into a vast, open-world reimagining of what Zelda is - and of course, with an open world comes a ridiculous collectable quest, which said seeds played their part in.

The big dick energy here though, is that in endlessly searching from glen to glen for every last piece of this korok shaped puzzle results in the quest being ended by a literal sh*t. Hestu rewards you with a golden, stinky gift straight from his bowels.

I mean, fair enough since you're going to have that problem when you're eating 600 seeds for your dinner - but seriously? Hours and hours of investment for a perfectly whipped poo?

There's not quite been a bigger comment on how pointless collect quests are and our terrible obsession with completionism. Thanks Nintendo for making us harvest literal crap to come to realisation that we're idiots.

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