9 Times Video Games Took You For A Fool

Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball is your average soft porn booby game that markets itself on the excessively jiggly female form. And whilst wobble might be the name of the game, it's ever so tastefully covered with thin bits of fabric so that, you know, the modesty of the nine island women is kept undisturbed. If there's no nipples, we've got no quibbles. Or something like that, anyway.

So when Electronic Gaming Monthly decided to tell everyone that there was a cheat code that let you see the shapely characters of Dead or Alive in their birthday suits, there was pandemonium. People rushed to their consoles only to find that they'd been got, and then tactfully scribbled down a load of hate mail to send back to the magazine in the wake of not getting their video game titty fix.

Whilst a patch has now been made for a bikini free version, the surge of angry fanboys hungry for flesh coloured pixels still remains strong. It's almost like real porn isn't a thing...