E3 2017: 5 Ups & 6 Downs From Ubisoft's Conference

2. The South Park Mobile Game Looks...Not Terrible

South Park Phone Destroyer
Ubisoft

Even Matt Stone and Trey Parker aren't above getting into the extremely lucrative mobile game market (and frankly, who can blame them?), but at least they look set to bring plenty of their snarky self-awareness to South Park: Phone Destroyer.

The team-based battle game allows players to assume the role of various "classes", such as cowboy, Native American, princess, bard and so on, while also getting the ability to practice "cock magic" (that's turning your enemies into cockerels, you dirty scoundrels), among other things.

As far as mobile games go, this one's looking pretty sharp, even if it'll almost certainly end up loaded to the gills with microtransactions when it lands later in the year.

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