8. Cheat
How do you beat a game that so many players are accusing of cheating thanks to the invincible opponent AI and the frustrating difficulty in scoring goals? Simple, you cheat - and the best thing of all is you can use the game's own tools against it apparently. According to reports there is a page hidden deep in the menu that allows you to change how the opponent AI performs when you're playing, with sliders governing everything from tendency to make mistakes to player speed, which can be decreased by a whopping 50%. You can basically customise your opponents exactly as you want them, and for some that will mean as rubbish as possible. Yes, it would compromise on EA Sports' commitment to realism, but you can't beat the pleasure of beating Barcelona 14-0 with Stoke City. As long as you can find the fabled page...