GTA V: 10 Hilarious Quotes You'll Never Forget

6. "Now Go! I Need To Meditate. Or Masturbate. Or Both." - Trevor Phillips To His Associate, Ron

Trevor 1 Ok, this quote here is the punctuation mark for one of the early Trevor missions. While playing as Trevor, you take Ron over to the airstrip and protect him from the motorcycle gang while he plants explosives. You then hop onto the wing of an airplane Ron has just stolen and continue the gun battle against the motorcycle gang. Once they're dealt with, you detonate the explosives and hop into a second airplane where you and Ron fly out over the ocean and make a "supply drop" to waiting boats. It's then time to race back to the airstrip and reap your rewards. Now the proud owner of an airstrip, plane and contacts south of the border, Trevor Phillips Industries is looking up indeed. Trevor sends Ron away so he can harness his chi..er, or other things.
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