GTA V Sucks: 11 Responses To The Most Ludicrous Reviews

2. Unreal Physics

"Did notmet expectations,car physics are totaly unreal compared to gta4 . Cars are very slow and there is hardly any damage,totaly non enjoyable game,i got bored after 2 hour of play :("

Forgive the mistakes, user Jackie was clearly overcome with boredom and sadness as how totally non-enjoyable Rockstar's epic turned out to be. Helpfully, the review also includes a smiley face, to cater for those readers who are put off by such complex things as words. Source:AmazonRating:

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Did They Play? Apparently so, but not enough by their own admission. Diagnosis Firstly, play more. The first two hours of any open world do not represent a fair picture of the game, especially since the size of Los Santos means two hours isn't nearly enough time to experience the entire map, or the subtle nuances of committing mass crime on such a giant scale. And secondly, go back and play GTA IV, and re-evaluate the "more realistic" physics of the cars. And finally, you really have to wonder what sort of extreme past-times Jackie spends his/her spare time enjoying, if this diverse, richly entertaining universe can be so flippantly disregarded as totally non-enjoyable. Are there car batteries involved? Perhaps he/she has lived a colourful life since the end of GTA IV where throwing oneself out of a plane and genuinely taxing fire-fights are as mundane as making dinner, or mowing the lawn. In which case, Jackie, your comments are probably justified and you should probably seek your thrills elsewhere, but if you spend your time surfing the uninspiring ripples of everyday life like the rest of us, there's something badly wrong with the entertainment centre of your brain.