Pokémon: 10 Pokédex Entries That Were Absolute Lies
3. Gliscor
The Pokedex Entry:
‘’If it succeeds in catching even a faint breeze properly, it can circle the globe without flapping once.’’ - Pokemon Platinum
In reality:
Ouch, my brain! So you’re telling us that a single breeze is enough to allow this Pokemon to circle to entire globe?
Bear in mind that Gliscor is 6’7’’! That’s as tall as your average NBA player, and be careful not to turn on a portable fan on a hot day, lest you send your poor old Gliscor on an accidental sightseeing trip to Australia and back.
Gliscor can’t even learn fly for Arceus’ sake! Now you’re trying to convince us that the adorable bat/scorpion-thing can traverse the entire globe on a single breeze?
Pull the other one, Pokedex!