These Video Game Ultimate Weapons SUCK!

3. Dissidia Final Fantasy - Ultimate Weapons

These Ultimate Weapons SUCK
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Honestly I could have filled this entire episode with Final Fantasy weapons that more fluffer than frightening when it comes to stats, and so it's time for a, kinda list within a NOT LIST as I welcome you to Jules "holy s**t we're getting meta countdown"

Are you ready Jeremy?

Exaclibur in Final Fantasy One - legendary sword described as the ultimate weapon, is then outdone by the Masamune which you can get in the final dungeon.

Final Fantasy 2's Ultima spell is literally described as the ultimate spell to end all spells, but is outdone by Holy and Flare in terms of damage, Cheers.

Final Fantasy X's Ultimate weapons are blown out of the water by CUSTOM weapons which are near on essential when taking on some of the games superbosses.

Final Fantasy 12's Zodiac Weapons are marked as being the best of the best, but basically no one knew how to get them and when the Remaster version came out, all were relegated to the Sunday Football league by NEW weapons which had even harder unlock requirements

And this is just scratching the surface! However the supposedly "Utlimate" weapons that absolutely salt my crack can be found in Dissidia Final Fantasy, as each character can unlock one of these but each has a list of requirements so long that even Hercules was like "that's a bit much pal", some even requiring secret codes, and even when you do get a chance to use them....they are completely undone by the fact that their amazing buffs only last when you're at full health.

Which if you've ever played a game from this franchise, is harder to hold together than a falling jenga tower made of razor blades. Do. Not. Waste. Your. Time.

 
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