These Video Game Ultimate Weapons SUCK!

I feel like this next section is a little bit of a cop-out in that I'm going to say...every ultimate weapon in any MMORPG, and I know that sounds pretty vague so what we'll do to better express why this is a brilliant point, we're going to do some role-playing.

*Exhales*

*Mimics stabbing an enemy*

"Thank you, brave traveller, you have slain the mighty....centaur-cyclops.....giant. You have freed our lands from his...vague...tyranny, well done! Please take this mighty weapon the Taint Ripper as a token of our gratitude"

"Think nothing of it, I shall wield this mighty weapon for the force of...wait what did you say the name of this blade was?"

"Taint Ripper"

"Right.....Well anyway I shall take this Ultimate Weapon and venture forth to slay all manner of beasties and horrors...wait what are you doing? what's that other weapon you've got there?"

"Oh this? This is The Gooch Gouger. Don't worry about that"

"but it's clearly better than what I've got right now"

"Nah don't worry mate this is for the the next DLC. You've still got the ultimate weapon.....for now"

"...well.. can I have a go at least"

"Sure!"

"Really?"

"20 quid and 8 hours grinding"

".......fine"

*End Scene*

And that my friends is why you should NEVER trust Ultimate Weapons in MMORPG's