What Your Favourite Call Of Duty Game Says About You

Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

I remember standing in line waiting for this game to be released at midnight. It was the first time I felt out of place as a gamer. I had done midnight releases before, but those people looked like me. The glasses on their face, the braces on their teeth; you could tell these guys had been put in a locker or two growing up. Standing in line for Modern Warfare 2, I was standing in line with the guys who put guys like me in lockers. It was the sad moment that I realized the jocks of the world had discovered the beautiful thing known as gaming. Personal horror stories aside, Modern Warfare 2 received critical acclaim, unheard of sales, and a great gaming experience (for the most part). By the time Modern Warfare 2 came out, the multiplayer had been polluted past the point of saving by campers, €œn00b t00bers€ (thanks MW2 for giving us stupid names like this), and a plethora of other annoying tactics. This was also a game that all the little boys and girls made their parents go out and buy them. Nothing like in getting knifed in the back while being called a racial slur BY SOMEONE IN THE FOURTH GRADE. What It Says About You You are a bro. Plain and simple. Sorry, but that is just how it goes. If you tell me Modern Warfare 2 is your favorite game in the series, I€™m going to assume you are telling me while pounding back some cases of Natural Ice and objectifying women. You are the person who skipped class the week Modern Warfare 2 came out just so that you wouldn€™t have to worry about being called a n00b and losing your bro street cred. You also give an unnatural number of high-fives every time you get a kill.
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I'm a 31 year old writer and stand-up comedian from the good ol' USA. I graduated from the University of Southern Indiana with a degree in Communications that I use to to write jokes on the internet. I'm an avid gamer, media consumer, and pro wrestling fan. I'm also the co-host of the podcast Pop Culture Pizza Party, available on iTunes and Spotify