David Robertson decided to leave Rangers 12 months earlier than Cleland, but his adventure in England was equally as unsuccessful. The left-back won 13 trophies in six years at Ibrox before signing for Leeds United, who at the time were looking to build a squad capable of earning European football after a two-year absence. The Yorkshire outfit would achieve their target with a fifth-place finish in the Premier League, but Robertson would fail to reap the benefits of contributing to their impressive campaign. He made each of his 26 Premier League appearances in his first season before missing the following three years through injury - a period where Leeds flirted with a title challenge before placing in the top four on each occasion.
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