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5. Take (some) Sports Direct Signs Down From St James' Park

This would make St James' Park feel like the fans owned it again rather than the global Sports Direct billboard it is today. Fans wouldn't mind it if the company's logo cropped up on the advertising hoardings during the game a few times but to have four SD.com logos on the stadium itself and then seemingly thousands of SD.com logos in and around the place is just too much. Never mind how tacky it makes the place look. Taking a few of them down and allowing St James' to graze in all its natural beauty would certainly get a few more fans on side.