Alien: Covenant

Have these actors quietly entered retirement?

Are the Xenomorphs heading to the small screen?

Thank goodness for them.

Even great films can be undone by bad marketing...

The best bits from the cutting room floor.

Tentacles, grapefruit c*ck rings and sea monsters.

These guys deserved better.

Shaw deserved better.

Something, or someone, may have finally killed off our old pal the Xenomorph.

The bad, the obvious, and the really, really stupid.