Spring Breakers

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to snapping the disc in two.

Cinematic contempt at its most thinly-veiled.

Those girls weren't the kind of Spring Breakers we were expecting.

Contrary to popular opinion, these films aren't half as great as the critics would have you…

It's not that they were bad - it's just that you didn't really get them.

A failed folk singer with a cat; a charming operating system; a Japanese chick who fights giant…

If we were the movie gods, this how the 10 Best Picture nominees would have looked.

Sorting out the unlikely from the improbably before the names are drawn tomorrow.

Most films are either good or bad. These ones are less clear-cut.