10 Things We All Do On Netflix

5. Rage When Other Users Boot You Out

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Speaking of generous gods, if you're the noble individual who takes the bullet and provides their friends and families with Netflix service, then you deserve a special place in heaven. I doth my cap to you.

However, if you're one of those thankless leeches (looking at you Nana Marge) who has latched on and is enjoying the service for free, I hope you go to bed every night thanking your lucky stars for the person dishing out the subscription fee.

Picture this for a moment, if you will:

It's Friday night and all the jobs in the house have been done (well not really but you can't be bothered. They can wait until tomorrow and let your future-self deal with that. Hehe sucker). You grab an assortment of snacks, hear the glorious "Babum" chime, click on the next episode of Firewood 4k only to see the dreaded message that too many people are watching at the same time.

Speaking as a person who pays for Netflix (and if you think about it, we are in the minority when it comes to Netflix viewers) there is no betrayal more Judas-y than being locked out of your own account by those you once trusted.

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