7. Central Perk (Friends)
Fed up off getting your caffeine fix from local soulless, ubiquitous GENERIC BRAND? Looking for somewhere a little bit hipper, a little more casual, where a group of like-minded individuals, friends even, can get together and... GODDAMNIT?! They've taken the couches again! That same group of people: the blonde with inappropriate touching and volume control, the bossy brunette, the self-deprecating, sarcastic guy, and the geeky, giggly one... no, he's a bloke, too. Can't see the blonde one with the nose job or the simple-minded pretty boy. They're always there, almost always. Remember that one time they walked in, saw their usual spot was taken - sorry, it's not reserved! - and
just walked out again. What, too good for stools? They're always joking and singing and what's with that laughter out of nowhere, and they're really horrible to that peroxide blonde Germanic guy. He's THE MANAGER?! I don't understand: it's not even like they drink that much coffee. What, do they think the world revolves around them? You know what, we're leaving. It's not like you even have to be in this reality to visit Central Perk anyway: there's
one in London,
another in Liverpool,
even one in Beijing-- But not one in New York? Just perfect. Son-of-a-!!