American Horror Story: Hotel - Every Promo Trailer (And What They Tell Us)

... and finally the trailer that introduced us to every character we'll be seeing in this season.

From the Countess to the detectives, the druggies, the actors, the models and every other guest at the hotel - they're all there doing their thing. Can you guess who is who?

I don't know about you, but to me it looks like a slightly twisted episode of Ugly Betty.

Did I miss anything in American Horror Story: Hotel's trailers? Comment below!