6. Theoretical Phys Ed
Creating fake classes is a dangerous game, because if you create one then you must create a fake teacher with fake students who have their own fake classes. Although this was just a lie to assist in teaching Jeff Winger a lesson about making up courses, a course identified as Theoretical Phys Ed seems as relaxing as it does laughable. So what exactly would one do in Theoretical Physical Education? Hard to say. Maybe you'd play made-up sports or discuss the possibility of exercising in a world that doesn't feel the need to exercise. Maybe Jumping Jacks become Hopping Henrys or push-ups that involve pulling everything down around you, rather than pushing your body upward. I know it sounds like nonsense, but isn't that the point of a class with theoretical in the name? Who needs to run to get in shape when the world could walk in the opposite direction to mold its image to fit you instead?