Games Of Thrones Season 7: What 'Eastwatch' Really Means

7. Jorah Returns, Immediately Leaves (Is Possibly Dead Meat)

Having gone through nipple-trauma-related hell to get healthy and find his way back to his Queen, Ser Jorah was the first to volunteer for Tyrion's Inglourious Basterds-style Northern caper, believing that in serving Jon he is doing the most useful thing possible to his beloved Queen's agenda.

His reward was a bit of a cuddle, which must have felt like heaven after such a long period of no touching. Given his notorious attraction to Dany, it's a wonder he didn't just hump her leg there and then.

It has long been suspected that Jorah would lay down his life heroically saving Dany further down the line, but his heroic volunteering here suggests that he might well end up as one of the Dead Meat characters on that journey. It fits his "always the bridesmaid" sort of spirit, after all.

There's a pretty big question over whether Dany actually loves Jorah back now, but there was certainly a hint - not least in Jon's absolutely hilarious salty reception to Jorah and Dany's affection - and that too is probably a bad thing for Mormont's safety.