South Park: 10 Worst Things Cartman Has Ever Done
1. Everything He Did To Scott Tenorman - Scott Tenorman Must Die
Scott Tenorman was one of the first people to really get under Cartman's skin after being stupid enough to buy his pubes. Does that mean Scott deserves what Eric did to him? No way, dude!
Scott gets the best of Eric time and again, all for the sake of wanting to get his $16.12 back for his ill-thought-out purchase. His plan for revenge was always to train a pony to bite off Scott's penis at his Chilli Con Carnival all while Scott, who was warned by Stan and Kyle, attempts to feed Cartman a chilli full of pubic hair and the event.
Eric though, being the utterly insane genius he is, planned for every eventuality. After he learned of the pony plot, Scott asked his parents to save the animal from being mistreated at its farm. The farmer however, shoots and kills his mum and dad, at which point Cartman steals their bodies, slices them with a hacksaw, minces their flesh and turns them into "Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chilli". Scott is fed his parents and, after breaking down crying, to put the cherry on the chilli, his favourite band Radiohead bemoans him for being a crybaby.
Holy crap....never piss off Cartman.