South Park Parodies Game Of Thrones: The 15 Best Bits

5. George R.R. Martin

He's one of the most polarizing figures in literature, inspiring adoration and rage in equal measure. Rocking his ever-present train driver hat and sporting a fine white chin warmer, George R.R. Martin wouldn't look out of place in one of his books. The main concern many people have is whether or not he will live long enough to finish his magnum opus, one which he laughs off, but I find quite legitimate. The episode sets him up as an admirer of male genitalia, basing the majority of his stories around the characters' penises and even revealing his own on numerous occasions. It also tackles the wait between books by making him late with everything he does, from ordering pizzas to arriving at the mall's Black Friday opening. In the end his procrastination ends up getting him being killed by frenzied shoppers. All in all his contribution to the show was a humorous one, although little more than a side character he did have a profound impact on the narrative. His time onscreen was as bizarre as it was entertaining.