10 Most Embarrassingly Bad Wrestling Promos Of All Time

This gem, from the long-departed independent promotion IPW, is basically the Citizen Kane of bad wrestling trash talk. Jumpin' Jeff was the whitest-meat babyface the world has ever seen, and he was slightly miffed about his escalating blood rivalry with Motley Cruze. 

Motley, you see, had turned the tables on him, but not in a good way. No, sir. He turned those tables in a wrong way, and Jeff didn't like it, no sir. It's like he was watching Ren and Stimpy and was like, man, that horse is a great promo.

Even though Jeff hasn't made it through a single sentence without stuning over his words and vomiting up a ridiculous malapropism (ex: the wrong way tables), he decides to sneak in a limp catchphrase. It's almost like the wrestling version of "Boom Goes the Dynamite".

Jeff finishes off this pipe bomb by promising to go full force, which is the most absurd jobber threat of all time. He may as well have told Motley to look out, because eventually he's going to start TRYING HARD.