10 WWE Superstars Who Were Probably Scientologists

1. "Macho Man" Randy Savage - WWF, 1984-1994

Randy Poffo? Likely a devout follower of some faith. Randy Savage, he of "now is the time and space is the place" fame? Absolutely a card carrying Scientologist. I can't believe that he didn't whip out his membership card when on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous or the Arsenio Hall Show. As well, it's amazing that in promos that he never mentioned Xenu or auditing his opponents. At times it certainly appeared as though he had brainwashed Miss Elizabeth, and let's absolutely leave no doubt that he had brainwashed Queen Sherri. As well, I'm certain that Savage claimed in promos that he could not be psychoanalyzed. Also, I'm sure that Randy Savage's hand was shaking so much when he created the Megapowers with Hulk Hogan because it actually contained a Scientology friendly "e-meter." But, yeah. If there were a WWE star who would have been a PERFECT fit in the Church of Scientology, it's absolutely the Macho Man.
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Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.