10 WWE Superstars Whose Music Was Cooler Than They Are

5. Apollo Crews

Apollo Crews is a wrestler in limbo, too great-looking and skilled to be abandoned, but without a strong enough character or storyline to bring him to the fore. Being an exceptional physical specimen isn't enough on its own, and the WWE have still to find that something extra to make the former Uhaa Nation a major player on the main roster.

What they do have, however, is the most exciting, adrenaline-filled theme music to go with him. Its blend of bouncy, insistent beat and synthesised brass makes it impossible to stay still while the bulging-pecced go-getter heads to the ring. A killer character hook, a landmark promo, a crowd-snaring feud - all Crews needs is a piece of inspired booking and this is the music that will get wrestling audiences pogo'ing in the aisles.

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