7 Match Star Ratings For WWE Hell In A Cell 2021

4. Alexa Bliss Vs. Shayna Baszler

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If Alexa Bliss, professional wrestler, is capable of controlling the minds of her fellow professional wrestlers, why doesn't she hypnotise the RAW Women's Champion and win her title?

Why aren't the authorities interested in this new evolution of human capability?

This type of supernatural sh*te in this context just constantly asks unanswerable questions. The supernatural and WWE do not belong together.

Her match with Shayna Baszler was a farce, as was to be expected. Much of the wrestling was built around the idea that Baszler couldn't inflict damage on Alexa because she was impervious to joint manipulation. Bliss does not possess supernatural powers; she has hyper-mobility, which has already been established in canon as a heel ruse. You - a thick mouth-breathing dipsh*t steaming up your smartphone as you read this - weren't to remember that. Genetically, according to Vince McMahon, you have more in common with a goldfish than a human being.

Shayna selling these supernatural feats was a joke, not that she isn't totally f*cked regardless, and Nia Jax is now under the control of Alexa Bliss, whose work looked piss-weak. Oscar-worthy acting, though. You see, she acts. And that is enough to warrant an Oscar.

Jax might work a bit safer now that she is a golem - which really is the only modicum of a good thing to have emerged from this embarrassing n*nce-bait.

Star Rating: -★

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