1. Amputee Love
Premise: Can't you guess? This comic was written by a double amputee named Rene Jenson and drawn by her husband Rich, concerned with the various complications involved with amputees engaging in sexual activities.
Why It Wouldn't Work As A Movie: Is there really much of an audience for this anywhere, at least when it's portrayed in such blatant terms, without a decent story wrapped around it? I think last year's Rust and Bone covered pretty much everything I need to know about amputee sex, so we're probably good. That said, the controversy it would muster seems somewhat unfair, given that amputees getting their rocks off is hardly a paraphilia now, is it? Still, it would be straight to video at best, and even then, nah.
Chance Of It Happening: -10/10 Which of these comics would you most like to see actually hit the big screen? Let us know in the comments below.