10 Least Practical Super Villain Designs

3. White Rabbit

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Marvel

In Issue #131 of Marvel Team Up White Rabbit makes her villainous debut by robbing multiple fast food joints around the city. As a child she'd been denied such low-class treats. Instead of simply buying herself some greasy meat now that she's an adult, armed robbery seems like the best way to right that childhood wrong.

While her crew of muscled mercenaries are armed with actual guns, White Rabbit carries an umbrella that can shoot sharp or exploding carrots. Let no one say she's not committed to her shtick.

Alice in Wonderland meets Playboy bunny: White Rabbit's outfit is a hot mess. She wears fluffy gogo style jet-boots, bunny ears, and a checkered jacket over some sort of suit-vest-leotard. What makes her lack of pants or any sort of protective gear all the more egregious is that White Rabbit doesn't actually have any superpowers.

She was raised by nannies and tutors in a wealthy family that wanted her to grow into a proper upper crust lady untainted by the working class. Once she had, she was married off to an older wealthy man who soon died. Her "power" is simply the gift of being abundantly wealthy. Unfortunately, she doesn't have the brains to back her big budget and all her capers are a complete failure until she is finally reduced to hiring actors to pretend to be her lackeys.

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