12 Weirdest Pieces Of Movie Merchandise Ever Created

4. Fifty Shades Of Grey Teddy Bear

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Ah, Fifty Shades of Grey. The Twilight fanfiction turned erotic novel series turned film franchise that got vanilla housewives the world over professing their proclivity for a bit of slap and tickle, emphasis on the slap.

Of all the possible and profitable merchandise the folk behind Fifty Shades could’ve come up with you’d think something like a range of super stylish BDSM accoutrements or a ‘Beginner’s Guide to BDSM’ book might be appropriate.

Well, according to teddy bear makers the Vermont Teddy Bear Company nothing quite expresses your penchant for pleasurably painful sex than a plush, cuddly bear toy in an impeccably tailored suit and tie with his very own soft-core bondage accessories including a mask and a tiny pair of handcuffs.

According to his promotional blurb, the bear is supposed to leave ladies biting their lips with excitement. We think that’s highly unlikely though.

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