12 Weirdest Pieces Of Movie Merchandise Ever Created
4. Fifty Shades Of Grey Teddy Bear
Ah, Fifty Shades of Grey. The Twilight fanfiction turned erotic
novel series turned film franchise that got vanilla housewives the world over
professing their proclivity for a bit of slap and tickle, emphasis on the slap.
Of all the possible and profitable merchandise the folk behind Fifty Shades could’ve come up with you’d think something like a range of super stylish BDSM accoutrements or a ‘Beginner’s Guide to BDSM’ book might be appropriate.
Well, according to teddy bear makers the Vermont Teddy Bear Company nothing quite expresses your penchant for pleasurably painful sex than a plush, cuddly bear toy in an impeccably tailored suit and tie with his very own soft-core bondage accessories including a mask and a tiny pair of handcuffs.
According to his promotional blurb, the bear is supposed to leave ladies biting their lips with excitement. We think that’s highly unlikely though.