Terminator Genisys: 10 Things That Would Have Happened Afterwards

5. Connor And Reese Are, Basically, The New Bin Laden

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Taking the quickest and laziest editorial line I can here (because let's face it that's what the American media will do), three people stole a school bus, flipped it on the Golden Gate Bridge, then escaped from the police and blew up the HQ of Cyberdyne. People tend to notice these things.

Once all the dust has settled - keep in mind here that they literally blew up the entire facility so that's loads of dust - there's going to need to be some sort of inquest into precisely what happened. But what facts would be immediately obvious to the frenzied media, and what conclusions could they draw from them?

Who would want to destroy a symbol of Western prosperity and commerce? Terrorists.

Who would flip over a symbol of American values as innocent and pure as a school bus? Terrorists.

Who has non-specific European accents? Case closed.

Even I lack the imagination to work out how they'll do it, but at some point in the preceding 2 weeks Fox News will run a poll about whether or not troops should be sent into Austria to search for the trio. 98% vote yes.

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