15 Things We Learned From Newcastle Vs. Portland Timbers 2

7. America STILL Has No Idea Who Newcastle United Are

Bigirmana? Abgid? This, coupled with another poor performance by an American commentary team, proved once again that Newcastle United aren't the global brand that so many other Premier League teams are. Who cares though, right? At least the commentator's lack of knowledge about the club and English football in general gave us something to laugh about during the most dour of Magpies' displays...